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>((((RING))))
> **Pick Up**
>
> "Hello?"
> "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
> "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul"
> After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven'tgot
> an Uncle Paul "
> "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,
> right now"
> Brief Pause
> "Uh, okay then, ..this is what I want you to do. Put thephone down
> on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and
>shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"
> "Okay Daddy, just a minute"
> A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
> "I did it Daddy"
> "And what happened honey?" he asked
> "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with noclothes
> on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over therug, hit her
>head on
>the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
> "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul ?"
> "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was
>all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming
>pool.But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water lastweek to
>clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
>
> **Long Pause***
> ***Longer Pause**
> Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??"... Is this 486-5731 ??
 

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