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The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off:
"I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good," said the teacher.

Little Jenny was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."

"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny. "Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher,
"How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand. I gave everybody who walked by a sample. They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like shit!"


Then I would say, "It is shit.
Wanna buy a toothbrush?
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now THAT is sharp salesmanship!
From what I heard, little johnny grew up and got into spam and spyware... :finger: :finger:
 

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thanks for the laugh!
 

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little Johny was at the gas pump with his dad, as the dad pumped the fuel and finished up he gave johny $50 to go pay for the gas. . .

while johny was inside paying for gas his dad hurd a loud scream

Johny came out to the truck with a black eye and a red check his dad asked what happend and he explained that there was a women in there and she bent over to pick up her keys that she droped, he said dad she had a Weggie so i picked it for her...

the dad said well that explains the black eye but why the red face he said well i put it back. . .
 
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