[Sandman]

Now dont let this story end!



The cowboy picked himself up off the ground and looked at........

 

[AJ]

story

...The poor shattered ramains of his early bronco and horse trailer, dusted himself off, and thought......

 

[Sandman]

Geee, I shouldave drank a V8! but then there was......

 

[AJ]

..

the problem of getting his horse, trailer, and early bronco back home. So, after thinking it over for a while, he decided to...

 

[Sandman]

Join the circus so that he could......

 

[AJ]

.

(you ass, you make this hard!)
so that he could finally meet the bearded lady. You see, he always had a thing for the bearded lady... in fact, he always wanted to......

 

[Sandman]

:rotfl: :rotfl:

be a bearded lady so he got out his knife and.....

 

[AJ]

..

(ain't touchin that one! :finger: )
used it to cut off a few branches to use to try to lever his horse trailer off the shattered remains of the early bronco so that he could...

 

[blt2krl]

Make out with and assclown that just happened to like early Broncos.

 

[AJ]

..

(sicko perv! :finger: )

 

[Sandman]

But then he heard a noise up in the sky....

 

[AJ]

..

and Lo and Behold! floating down towards him like a Gift from Heaven was....

 

[Sandman]

A steak and potatoes dinner from IHop that...

 

[AJ]

.

(now I KNOW dem drugs kickin in good!)
came with the beautiful waitress to serve it! Forgetting himself in his absolure astonishment, the poor cowpoke...

 

[Mr.TRD]

Took the waitress to the janitors closet to retreive some soap to clean himself up with. But then he realized that he was in a dark closet with a beautiful woman so he.....

 

[Sandman]

Ran out as fast as he could but stopped cold when he saw....

 

[AJ]

..

coming down the road at a high rate of speed, AJ's Invinceable Jeep!! As the AWESOME454 Powered Jeep drew closer, he...

 

[Sandman]

(left yourself open. :mrgreen: )


Reliazed how tinny and farty it sounded and became ill. Looking for a garbage can he then saw...

 

[AJ]

(buttmunch! :finger: ) in the garbage can a dead cat (only good cat) whose smell was really what was making him ill.. Hurriedly turning back to the AWESOME Jeep that was pulling over, he..

 

[blt2krl]

saw brant getting into a hot tub in his wife swimming suit.