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Now dont let this story end!



The cowboy picked himself up off the ground and looked at........



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...The poor shattered ramains of his early bronco and horse trailer, dusted himself off, and thought......
 

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Geee, I shouldave drank a V8! but then there was......



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the problem of getting his horse, trailer, and early bronco back home. So, after thinking it over for a while, he decided to...
 

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(you ass, you make this hard!)
so that he could finally meet the bearded lady. You see, he always had a thing for the bearded lady... in fact, he always wanted to......
 

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:rotfl: :rotfl:

be a bearded lady so he got out his knife and.....



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(ain't touchin that one! :finger: )
used it to cut off a few branches to use to try to lever his horse trailer off the shattered remains of the early bronco so that he could...
 

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A steak and potatoes dinner from IHop that...



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(now I KNOW dem drugs kickin in good!)
came with the beautiful waitress to serve it! Forgetting himself in his absolure astonishment, the poor cowpoke...
 

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Took the waitress to the janitors closet to retreive some soap to clean himself up with. But then he realized that he was in a dark closet with a beautiful woman so he.....
 

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Ran out as fast as he could but stopped cold when he saw....



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coming down the road at a high rate of speed, AJ's Invinceable Jeep!! As the AWESOME454 Powered Jeep drew closer, he...
 

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(left yourself open. :mrgreen: )


Reliazed how tinny and farty it sounded and became ill. Looking for a garbage can he then saw...



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(buttmunch! :finger: ) in the garbage can a dead cat (only good cat) whose smell was really what was making him ill.. Hurriedly turning back to the AWESOME Jeep that was pulling over, he..
 
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