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A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase
some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several
possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the
more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for
the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie
home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs,
put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer
that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do
the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500
refund for myself. So she appears naked on the balcony
and strikes a pose.

The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500,
they'd at least iron it!"
 

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