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A passerby noticed an old lady sitting on her front step: "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?"

"I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a joint. Apart from that, I drink a bottle of Jack Daniel's every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop pills and do no exercise at all."

"This is absolutely amazing at your age!!!!", says the passerby. "How old are you?"

"Twenty-eight ............"
 

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Got her digits, Nate? :thumb:
 

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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: sick f**ks... :scared:
 
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