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An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4
>parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball
>player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack
>and
>left the plane.
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>The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of a former U.S.
>President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president. And I am the
>smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to die," and
>she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
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>The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the President of the United
>States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader of a
>superpower nation." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
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>The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old
>schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left and as a
>Christian, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
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>The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you.
>
>America's smartest woman took my schoolbag."
 

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