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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago,
>it would now be worth $49.00.
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>With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original
>$1,000.00.
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>With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
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>But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year
>ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the
>aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.00.
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>Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to
>drink heavily and recycle.
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>It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
 

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thanks for blowing my cover...now you made my 52 trash bags of smashed beer cans sitting in my backyard loose their value..:darn:
 

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now i gotta lock up my cans so they dont get stole along with everything else on here....
 

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I would bet that you could increase your rate of return if you took the cans to Oregon and got $.05 for each one.
 

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I was thinking more along the lines of the gas he would use getting to ontario to turn in the cans... Is it really worth the $0.05 more at $2.89 a gallon?
 

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Owyhee Rock Man said:
Oh Yeah! It's worth it because it takes 18 to 24 beers to get there. So the road trip is paid for, and after several beers,,,,,who cares? Then it's a "Freak Ride":shocked:

so let me guess, you can pass a field sobriety test after 18-24 beers, cause I know mike and after he has that many beers, he can't even walk strait let avoid spilling his beer. So I'm not so sure it's worth a trip to jail for the extra .05 cents. :drive:
 

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Driving to ontario to turn in cans:

120 mile round trip, 2.85 a gallon, 10 mpg.... cost of trip.... $35

couple 12 packs & ice before the trip....25$

Fast food to feed said drunks.....$15

seeing the look on the clerks face when you want them to count 2000 cans

Priceless!!!!!

And you make a whopping profit of $25
 
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