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It was a beautiful, warm spring morning. A man and his wife were
>spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose-fitting, pink
>dress - sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and
>T-shirt.
>
> As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a
>large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.
>He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he
>grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.
>
> He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.
>
> The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He
>suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering
>her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got
>even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.
>
> Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show
>a little more skin. She did, and the gorilla was about to tear the bars
>down.
>
> "Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said.
>This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.
>
> Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage,
>flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut. "Now,
>tell him you have a headache!"
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>spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose-fitting, pink
>dress - sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and
>T-shirt.
>
> As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a
>large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.
>He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he
>grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.
>
> He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.
>
> The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He
>suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering
>her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got
>even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.
>
> Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show
>a little more skin. She did, and the gorilla was about to tear the bars
>down.
>
> "Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said.
>This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.
>
> Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage,
>flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut. "Now,
>tell him you have a headache!"
:scared: :scared: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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