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Disclaimer: The "I" in this joke is not me, and the "wife" is not my wife. I am just passing it along as I found it humorous.

When my lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my evil she-devil
wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I
always had something else to take care of first; the car, the garage,
drinking beer, racing, flying, etc. There was always something more
important to me.

Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I
arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily
snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently
for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few
minutes. When I came out again, I handed her a toothbrush.

"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well
the sidewalk."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a
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