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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes,
and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole; we
both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was
looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's
monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." "Still holding the
cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

"I don't remember much after that..."
 

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