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A priest is walking along a sidewalk when he sees a boy holding a glass jar. In the jar there is an off color liquid.

The priest asks the boy, “Son, what do you have in that jar?”

The boy replies without looking up, “This here is the worlds most powerful liquid!” “It is called turpentine.”

Chuckling to himself the priest condescendingly says, “Oh, OK. However, I disagree; the most powerful liquid is holy water. You can rub it on a pregnant woman’s belly and she will pass a healthy baby!”

Nodding that he acknowledged the priest's liquid as truly powerful, the boy looks at the priest and says, “Wow that is powerful. But you know what? I can rub this on a cats butt and he will pass a motorcycle.”:bolt:
 

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