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I thought this joke was pretty funny!


A man, his wife and mother-in law all travel to Jerusalem to visit. While there the mother-in-law dies. The Funeral Director tells him he can have his mother-in-law buried in Jerusalem for $150 or it will cost $5000 to ship her back home to be buried in the United States. The man gives this some thought and says to ship her back home. The Funeral Director is a little surprised and says well $5000 is quite a bit of money compared to $150. Why not just have her buried here.

The man looks at him and says, a couple thousand years ago someone was buried here and then rose from the dead 3 days later. This is my mother-in-law, I can't take that chance!
 

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Awesome!
 

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How bout this one:

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's
a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
 

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anyone wanna try that and let us know the results?
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Mikey?
Kalob?
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Trail Bus said:
How bout this one:

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's
a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Oh man that is funny. Bet the wives wouldn't find it to funny though. I did notice you put girl friend on there. Was that for your own protection ?
 
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