Official IDTTC09 smack talk thread

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Rather than hyjack a productive thread any further, this thread can be used to give all competitors a hard time, everyone is invited for some good natured "razzing"

First of all, anyone reading this thread already knows that Rob "AKA Muddy crawler" was the wiener, I mean winner of last years event, so that makes him target boy for this go around, everyone is head hunting you.
Rob I know you want to be the first 2 time champ, but I don't think there is any way you are lucky enough to have both Cheston & I break our junk again, not to mention some of the other rigs on the list looking to steal your crown,

With that said, Cheston, you got that rear 4-link done yet, or are you going to just leave the rear diff at home & save the wear & tear on 2 of your new treads?































:popcorn:

[RCKSQRL]

oh yeah.... this is going to be good!

[orangeburban]

doesnt matter who talks smack. the bronco is going to take it this year.....

[LittleMan]

I'm betting you will go through at least three more rigs before ITTC even starts so the Bronco won't even be there to win.

[Chevycrew]

I'm betting you will go through at least three more rigs before ITTC even starts so the Bronco won't even be there to win.


I love it, this thread will be fun. (only 3 rigs?) I bet orangeburban and blackdog out trade most dealerships...

[Lumpdog]

Seems like the only trash talkers are the Monster Breakage Buggy and Axle Strap Scout.

We should be able to run all 39 entries this year if these two yahoo's can figure out how to keep their junk together!





















Hey Cheston.....are you good with spotting acronyms??? :flipoff:

[ChestonScout]

This thread made my day!



Having said that tho.......

Maybe I will leave the rear diff at home.......might actually be in your guys league with only front wheel drive.......make it an actual competition. :rotfl:



The 4 link will be just about wrapped up tomorrow which will take care of the "axle strap" problem so Lumpy is going to have to come up with a new nickname for the Scout. Something like the ITTC stompin Scout or Swept every event Scout. Something along those lines.


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Hey Cheston.....are you good with spotting acronyms???


Im not good at spotting anything...ask Corey. Thats why Im running 47s....I dont need to spot, just go!


As for all 39 running this year??? I dont think its going to happen. At least half the field is going to chicken out the day of the event when they pull in and see the ITTC ruling Scout and the Monster Breakage Buggy sitting there. Its all good though. It will still be a fun day

:rotfl::popcorn::rotfl:

[lehi]

BLAH BLAH

THe tow test will be twice as long, so the little pansy rigs can at least get it started. And for the rigs like Daly where they where hopping like hell at just 100 feet what will they do at 200?

[lehi]

Oh yeah how about the fact that your approach departure, start & Stop and RTI will only count for half the points. To win you will actually have to drive your way there.:shocked:

[Clydesdale4x4]

I love it, this thread will be fun. (only 3 rigs?) I bet orangeburban and blackdog out trade most dealerships...
A dealer plate is next fer me, DMV's are tired of seeing me ask for a metal plate with a 3 month sticker...

Hidalgo II will be riding soon.....

[gripguru]

I really like this thread. I will watch and learn...

[Clydesdale4x4]

ANd if it all works out.... a pair of Cents... one cut to fawk, no lift, the other pretty.

Beauty and the Beast... then I will enter IDTTC.

[gripguru]

whodathunk that the red yj would take it last year....all im sayin for now:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Tumbleweed]

whodathunk that Leroy would have his buggy looking like flattened roadkill right off the bat in the o course?
:shocked:

[lehi]

My money is on Chris in Mongo...

[Lumpdog]

Rockwell'd rigs are over rated and for compensating drivers. The same can be said about tires bigger than a 42"..........




You guys and your fancy trucks got mudholes stomped in ya last year on the Obstacle course by a bone stock, non lockered, knocking motor pile o' jap crap........



If I recall.............







I beat both of last year's real TTC entrants in the Obstacle Course, Rock Course, and Tow test! Kinda makes ya wonder if the real TTC is all about the big gay mud trucks and a video!

[ChestonScout]

[quote=Lumpdog;116875]Rockwell'd rigs are over rated and for compensating drivers. The same can be said about tires bigger than a 42"..........
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Didnt Lehi just say you were going to be drving Mongo???

:flipoff:

[Lumpdog]

Well, not officially yet! I have a few more minutes yet.......


I see you didn't respond to the latter comments......PANSY!

[ChestonScout]

Well, not officially yet! I have a few more minutes yet.......


I see you didn't respond to the latter comments......PANSY!



I was going to try to find the results from last year. I thought Jerry Duffy took 2nd in the tow test behind Corey( TTC 09) We all know my misfortune on the tow test so the Stock Rodeo probably beat me there to.


And speaking of big gay mud trucks......why arent you running your Blazer this year???

[lehi]

Speaking of big gay mud, did Chris forget to say I was in charge of the mud pit...

[Lumpdog]

I was going to try to find the results from last year. I thought Jerry Duffy took 2nd in the tow test behind Corey( TTC 09) We all know my misfortune on the tow test so the Stock Rodeo probably beat me there to.


And speaking of big gay mud trucks......why arent you running your Blazer this year???


Ummmmm.........cause I blew up the transmission????......fawk me.....wait......here comes the smack talk now.....:help::popcorn:

[Lumpdog]

I was going to try to find the results from last year. I thought Jerry Duffy took 2nd in the tow test behind Corey( TTC 09) We all know my misfortune on the tow test so the Stock Rodeo probably beat me there to.


And speaking of big gay mud trucks......why arent you running your Blazer this year???


I forgot about Duffy......dang it......And Corey doesn't count, he didn't get in this year, he was just a close hopeful!

[lehi]

Cheston you think the flanges will hold up better than your straps?

I can't wait to see the evolution on everyones rigs this year.

[ChestonScout]

Cheston you think the flanges will hold up better than your straps?

I can't wait to see the evolution on everyones rigs this year.



they fetchin better is all I have to say!



I like seeing people rigs changing but at the same time I think its cool to have some rigs stay the same.

Like the 6x6 Dodge T rex which should be coming. THe only thing that has changed on it since he was at TTC is its running Iroks instead of TSLs now

[ChestonScout]

Ummmmm.........cause I blew up the transmission????......fawk me.....wait......here comes the smack talk now.....:help::popcorn:



yup here it comes.....




Hey Chris who built that tranny for you that blew up? Better take it to a PRO next time...:rotfl:

[lehi]

You know the sad part is the Burb is towing Mongo to ITTC on the trailer.

Hopefully they'll go home the same way



See the issue is he blew up a TRANSMISSION.

He is only good at building trannies, but maybe he is practicing on blowing tranies.:popcorn:

[Lumpdog]

Whoa whoa whoa!!!! Transmissions here fellas, not trannies.....

[orangeburban]

A dealer plate is next fer me, DMV's are tired of seeing me ask for a metal plate with a 3 month sticker...

Hidalgo II will be riding soon.....
group rate on dealer plates? i need one too. only thing im worried about is obstacle course, ill get over it. .....in the mean time... :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:Bronco.

[skipped_link]

Oh yeah how about the fact that your approach departure, start & Stop and RTI will only count for half the points. To win you will actually have to drive your way there.:shocked:

You know, last year those were the only events I used 4WD in :flipoff:



Rockwell'd rigs are over rated and for compensating drivers. The same can be said about tires bigger than a 42"..........

My money is on Chris in Mongo...

I just had to get these two posts up here together,
Pot,,,,,,,,,Kettle, Kettle,,,,,,,,,,Pot, :rotfl:



Ummmmm.........cause I blew up the transmission????

Blew up? that might be exagerating a bit don't you think? granted I was not there when your trans failed, But I did get to whitness your pull & with your belittling 2.5 horse power, a better explination might go like this,

"I used my converter to superheat the fluid until it self combusted & the tranny went out in a ball of flames"

See to me that is just more believable :D

I do have to admit Lumpy, your getting the samck awwwn, espcially for a guy that is barrowing a rig to compete this year.

[shtmtlman]

I'm not a very good smack talker, but i want in on the betting action with burban and blackdog. I can see for sale or trade signs on there junk at ittc lol.

[orangeburban]

I'm not a very good smack talker, but i want in on the betting action with burban and blackdog. I can see for sale or trade signs on there junk at ittc lol.
damn strait...:deal::drive::deal::drive:

[Clydesdale4x4]

Ennh, rigs are like wives.... expendable. Plus I have owned several of EVERYTHING!!! (minus Yugoslavian.. )

[Lumpdog]

Blew up? that might be exagerating a bit don't you think? granted I was not there when your trans failed, But I did get to whitness your pull & with your belittling 2.5 horse power, a better explination might go like this,

"I used my converter to superheat the fluid until it self combusted & the tranny went out in a ball of flames"

See to me that is just more believable :D

I do have to admit Lumpy, your getting the samck awwwn, espcially for a guy that is barrowing a rig to compete this year.



Ouch.... Well I did lose reverse the next run after ITTC. I don't think the superheated trans was the killer, I think the neutral drop in the rock course was the crushing blow.



And just for the record...me and the kettle go way back:rotfl:



I am not borrowing Lehi's rig, I am just helping him keep the cobwebs out of it. Just trying to help a buddy out!

I'll be gentle, I promise! :drive:

[lehi]

BUllshit...I am sure the new bumpstops will get plenty of use

[RCKSQRL]

I'm not a very good smack talker, but i want in on the betting action with burban and blackdog. I can see for sale or trade signs on there junk at ittc lol.

Ennh, rigs are like wives.... expendable. Plus I have owned several of EVERYTHING!!! (minus Yugoslavian.. )

Sooo. moderators........how do I start a poll in this thread.......

My money is that orangeburban and blackdog TRADE vehicles at ITTC as they think each others is cooler and more desirable!

[orangeburban]

"Sooo. moderators........how do I start a poll in this thread.......

My money is that orangeburban and blackdog TRADE vehicles at ITTC as they think each others is cooler and more desirable! "

dont know what black dogs drivin but whats wrong with that. :flipoff:

[Clydesdale4x4]

Dog of Black, will be in a Centurion.... take a lot more than a Pumpkin Orange 79 to get that out from under me.

[lehi]

Okay Lumpy is officially Driving Mongo in ITTC.

Good Luck Lumpy

[WOOD]

Sooo. moderators........how do I start a poll in this thread.......

My money is that orangeburban and blackdog TRADE vehicles at ITTC as they think each others is cooler and more desirable!


That would be a good twist to competition. Everybody trade vehicles for the comp. Nobody drives a rig that they know well.

[Lumpdog]

I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR YOU LEROY!!!!



Just got word that your personal mobile mechanic, tire guy, and mobile welder will be on site to put your Humpty Dumpty back together again this year!!! WOO HOO!!





That is all.

[Lumpdog]

And Cheston, we're working on the sled today so the Stock rigs and your little cute tractor will be able to move it this year. It'd be awesome to see you hit the 50' mark this time around!

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I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR YOU LEROY!!!!



Just got word that your personal mobile mechanic, tire guy, and mobile welder will be on site to put your Humpty Dumpty back together again this year!!! WOO HOO!!





That is all.

F-n-A cotton,
The only chance you guys had just flew right out the window. :D

[ChestonScout]

Better have him bring a tube bender to.....After Leroy rolls it (my guess is the RTI ramp) he is going to need some reconstruction to run the rest

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Better have him bring a tube bender to.....After Leroy rolls it (my guess is the RTI ramp) he is going to need some reconstruction to run the rest

Whats the point of even running the RTI ramp, your going to win it anyway, I mean how can you lift a tire if the rear diff is still in the garage at home, :shocked:

You know Cheston, maybe you should leave the rear suspension as it was at fordyce,
On the RTI the u-bolts could come loose & allow more droop on the rear diff,
Plus, your bound to get more points on the departure angle if you can get it to slide back as good as it does forward :flipoff:

I'm sure the rest of the events could see some benifets of an adjustable wheel base,

Cheston does speak the truth though, if the buggy had sheet metal it would look like a late 70's caddy at a monstertruck rally,

[orangeburban]

That would be a good twist to competition. Everybody trade vehicles for the comp. Nobody drives a rig that they know well. that would result in some totalled rigs, if your driving someone elses shit. make for some good air in the obstacle course though? :D

[WOOD]

Good show for spectators not for owners. Isn't that why there is insurance?

[Lumpdog]

And Cheston, we're working on the sled today so the Stock rigs and your little cute tractor will be able to move it this year. It'd be awesome to see you hit the 50' mark this time around!


The sled now has swampers and a Chevy axle......:flipoff:

[lime chev]

:popcorn:

[Lumpdog]

Whats the point of even running the RTI ramp, your going to win it anyway, I mean how can you lift a tire if the rear diff is still in the garage at home, :shocked:

You know Cheston, maybe you should leave the rear suspension as it was at fordyce,
On the RTI the u-bolts could come loose & allow more droop on the rear diff,
Plus, your bound to get more points on the departure angle if you can get it to slide back as good as it does forward :flipoff:

I'm sure the rest of the events could see some benifets of an adjustable wheel base,

Cheston does speak the truth though, if the buggy had sheet metal it would look like a late 70's caddy at a monstertruck rally,


Hell, adjustable wheelbase was soooooo last year. I started the comp with 108 and ended the comp with 106. All you have to do is jump enough and hit big rocks the frame will look like an accordian.


















Have I mentioned yet that Ford Big Blocks are for drivers that like to walk??? :flipoff: Haven't I seen that motor of Leroy's upside down before as well.......

[Clydesdale4x4]

Sure, but we will be walking away from our junk.... who's rig you running?

AMC inline 6's are so scared of competing, that their owners sell as to avoid embarassment?

[Lumpdog]

Sure, but we will be walking away from our junk.... who's rig you running?

AMC inline 6's are so scared of competing, that their owners sell as to avoid embarassment?


The Blaze still is a viable competitor if need be. It just doesn't have reverse........ In fact, I don't know that I can finish in the top 20 with Mongo. I don't know how to drive a standard, and Mongo's turning radius is just shy of a 1/4 mile. Oh, and Mongo has about 3" of up travel before hitting the oil pan. Speaking of that, Cheston, bring your oil pan repair kit with!:rotfl:

[Clydesdale4x4]

if serious on the manual thing.....

Find granny, and let Mongo do all the work.

At least now we know you play with Transmissions not trannies.... if you were really a tranny guy, you would (in theory) have mad stick handling skills.

[blazinzuk]

(sneaks in quietly) and lays the smack down. Prepare to be pummeled by Horton.

Poeple never notice the fat kid in the back, until he defeats the evil hordes (and by evil hordes I mean all you guys).

[lehi]

if serious on the manual thing.....

Find granny, and let Mongo do all the work.

At least now we know you play with Transmissions not trannies.... if you were really a tranny guy, you would (in theory) have mad stick handling skills.


Granny + 1.96:1 + 6.72:1 = Lumpy finishing the obstacle course right around the same time Black dog will finish a project.:shocked:

[ChestonScout]

And Cheston, we're working on the sled today so the Stock rigs and your little cute tractor will be able to move it this year. It'd be awesome to see you hit the 50' mark this time around!

The sled now has swampers and a Chevy axle......:flipoff:



It would be awesome to hit the 5' mark this time around :darn:


I knew better than to just floor it last year. I just SO wanted to beat Corey's time. Its funny I can pull a 40k lb cement truck 75 feet up a hill but cant budge a 5k lb block :darn::darn:


We will just see what happens this year:D

[Larry]

Granny + 1.96:1 + 6.72:1 = Lumpy finishing the obstacle course right around the same time Black dog will finish a project.:shocked:

funniest smack of the thread.........carry on:popcorn:

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Have I mentioned yet that Ford Big Blocks are for drivers that like to walk??? :flipoff:

Your right, walk all over the competition :rotfl:

Haven't I seen that motor of Leroy's upside down before as well.......

That doesn't slow it down, once the rubber is back on the ground it usully fires right back up without issue.

Why is it a guy flops his junk 3 or 4 times people think it's a trend, I hope your all not disappointed if it stays on all 4 this time,


The Blaze still is a viable competitor if need be. It just doesn't have reverse...

That just won't do, what with all the back pedaling your going to need to do when we get started, :D

The sled now has swampers and a Chevy axle......:flipoff:

So you gonna barrow this one to compete with next year? :drive:


Blazinzuk, no ninja stuff, just lay it on thick & heavy like the rest of us in here.

[Lumpdog]

Granny + 1.96:1 + 6.72:1 = Lumpy finishing the obstacle course right around the same time Black dog will finish a project.:shocked:

Holy crap Lehi!

You trumped us all with that one........

[Clydesdale4x4]

yup, 2/3 pot of coffee, 4 camels... and I still can't trump that.

[ChestonScout]

(sneaks in quietly) and lays the smack down. Prepare to be pummeled by Horton.

Poeple never notice the fat kid in the back, until he defeats the evil hordes (and by evil hordes I mean all you guys).


Hi my name is Blazinzuk and I want to politely tell you all that my truck can beat up your Dads truck so there




Im not scared of Whoreton........I know its weaklink......(didnt take me long to find it either :rotfl:)

[casper]

Have I mentioned yet that Ford Big Blocks are for drivers that like to walk??? :flipoff: Haven't I seen that motor of Leroy's upside down before as well.......
it seems like a big block ford won the start and stop, and the sled pull where did your chev finish?:goodjob:

[ChestonScout]

And oh yes I called it Whoreton. Fitting name since you will let anyone and their dog wheel it!






edit........

I guess that does make you a pimp tho...:cool:

[casper]

ya horeton is running the tires the durango had on it last year so he should do better

[ChestonScout]

ya Whoreton is running the tires the durango had on it last year so he should do better






fixed it for you :rotfl:

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ya horeton is running the tires the durango had on it last year so he should do better

So Corey, did you get all the stuff on the durango fixed, that you broke at TTC?

[Lumpdog]

it seems like a big block ford won the start and stop, and the sled pull where did your chev finish?:goodjob:


5th overall thank you very much!:flipoff:

[casper]

So Corey, did you get all the stuff on the durango fixed, that you broke at TTC?
Ya its ready to run

[casper]

5th overall thank you very much!:flipoff:
well that was good but this year cheston and leroy are going for the win so that will be a first second and third for the big block ford's:flipoff:

[Chevycrew]

Sooo. moderators........how do I start a poll in this thread.......


Pm me the info... Ill add the poll!

[WOOD]

:popcorn:

[orangeburban]

well that was good but this year cheston and leroy are going for the win so that will be a first second and third for the big block ford's:flipoff:
that makes 4 big block fords finishing out front.:bolt:

[orangeburban]

changed my avatar to the 2009 top truck champ for all of you to...:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:to

[casper]

:popcorn:I cant wait to see what happens when leroy jumps the buggy this year with those bigger tires more carnage :popcorn:

[Chevycrew]

changed my avatar to the 2009 top truck champ for all of you to...:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:to



Thats almost as funny as lehi's dig at blackdog....

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Ya its ready to run

You give me trouble about carnage, :rolleyes:
If you replaced everything you broke at TTC, whats left of the durango that competed in mountain home last year? :flipoff:



changed my avatar to the 2009 top truck champ for all of you to...:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:to

So,,,,,,,, you gonna give that thing a chance,(lift or tires)? or are you just going to try to be the first low rider to win IDTTC? :cool:

It actually looks pretty clean, would be ashame to bash it up,

[Lumpdog]

I can't lie, I'd bash a Ford on the course, then haul it to recycler for some Crown money! Although I don't think it would last as long as the Rodeo and Grand did last year!

[Lumpdog]

Hell Leroy, I'd even drive your tow rig through the course!

[casper]

[quote=skipped_link;117208]You give me trouble about carnage, :rolleyes:
If you replaced everything you broke at TTC, whats left of the durango that competed in mountain home last year? :flipoff:

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atleast mine stay's on its tires:rotfl:

[casper]

lump if I remember the durango beat you in a few events and finished 3rd overall so you didnt beat both guys who went to ttc this year:flipoff:

[skipped_link]

I can't lie, I'd bash a Ford on the course, then haul it to recycler for some Crown money!

A busted up ford is worth a bottle or 2 of crown, Dont' be hate'n just cause you can't get that much out of a decent GM pickup :flipoff:

Hell Leroy, I'd even drive your tow rig through the course!

You know, Lehi letting you barrow a rig is one thing, but me letting you drive my tow rig & just handing you a top 5 finish, no way, :rotfl:

[skipped_link]

atleast mine stay's on its tires:rotfl:

Lucky for you mine only does sometimes,

Where's your video of that anyway?

[dunatkcowboy]

This stuff is way to funny !

[ChestonScout]

This stuff is way to funny !



You got your Claws mounted up yet cowboy???


I cant wait to see if that poor wittle cheby motor can turn them

:flipoff:

[dunatkcowboy]

O now its pick on the NEW GUY!And yes my tires are on and im bigger then you now :flipoff:OOO my motor spin them just fine.And i would not start with me mrs I been pulled by Rodney 4 or 5 times!

[ChestonScout]

O now its pick on the NEW GUY!And yes my tires are on and im bigger then you now :flipoff:OOO my motor spin them just fine.And i would not start with me mrs I been pulled by Rodney 4 or 5 times!



I spare no soul in the smack talk thread


Where are the pics??

[dunatkcowboy]

Here

[orangeburban]

or are you just going to try to be the first low rider to win IDTTC? :cool:

It actually looks pretty clean, would be ashame to bash it up,
4 inch and 35s, i think it will do just fine, only thing im conserned with is obstacle course, honestly dont think im going to win but tow test, mud, start stop should be a contender, is pretty clean and appreciate the coment but it does have some rust and im sure will have some body damage after ttc.:darn::darn: :help:

[Chevycrew]

4 inch and 35s, i think it will do just fine, only thing im conserned with is obstacle course, honestly dont think im going to win but tow test, mud, start stop should be a contender, is pretty clean and appreciate the coment but it does have some rust and im sure will have some body damage after ttc.:darn::darn: :help:



Come on, you know you will have changed rigs a few times by the competition!

[broncomitch]

Here
nice all terrain tires man! get those off a jeep or from Les Schwab? :flipoff:

this sucks :( i really want to take the bronco.:drive:

[lehi]

4 inch and 35s, i think it will do just fine, only thing im conserned with is obstacle course, honestly dont think im going to win but tow test, mud, start stop should be a contender, is pretty clean and appreciate the coment but it does have some rust and im sure will have some body damage after ttc.:darn::darn: :help:



That bronco won't even make it over the logs, mud...., and tow test? You probably have a better shot at the RTI ramp.

I just want to see if the cage actually works on the Burb. :idea:

[orangeburban]

That bronco won't even make it over the logs, mud...., and tow test? You probably have a better shot at the RTI ramp.

I just want to see if the cage actually works on the Burb. :idea:i havent even had it out yet. this is a break in.(break) lol:shocked:

[Lumpdog]

You know, Lehi letting you barrow a rig is one thing, but me letting you drive my tow rig & just handing you a top 5 finish, no way, :rotfl:


If that's what it takes for you to get a top 5 finish, then by all means, leave the MBB at home!

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I spare no soul in the smack talk thread

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this sucks :( i really want to take the bronco.:drive:
You just want in on the talking of the smack

I just want to see if the cage actually works on the Burb. :idea:

I think this event might have just gotten more interesting.

Hey Rodney, You think we can talk Randal into drivig his toyota up on your new tires? :rotfl:

[broncomitch]

**** you Leroy! :rotfl:

[Lumpdog]

I just want to see if the cage actually works on the Burb. :idea:


I think to do that you might need a stunt driver!!

******paging Leroy Latham******paging Leroy Latham********

[Lumpdog]

Just thought you might like to see pics of the STOCK rig that is going to spank us on the obstacle course again!!

[orangeburban]

Just thought you might like to see pics of the STOCK rig that is going to spank us on the obstacle course again!!
****NOT SMACK TALK...actual question. i found video of the rodeo last year and you saying on obstacle course just reminded me, can you use other vehicles for different events? dont have one just wondering if thats how that worked, only found obstacle course of rodeo and a couple of the jeep cherokee. **** back to the smack talk...

[Lumpdog]

You didn't see the vids of the XJ and Rodeo in the rocks and tow test??


The answer is you have to run what ya brung in all the courses.

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I think to do that you might need a stunt driver!!

******paging Leroy Latham******paging Leroy Latham********

I was actually hoping to see If Lehi could be aggresive enough to pull of a cage testing flop,

But if you need it on it's lid, I can hook it up :rotfl:

Mitch is bringin the smack, and he's not even competing, noice.

Hey Lumpy, where do those rides come from, that s-10 thingy is clean looking, the Rodeo wasn't all that bad either,

[orangeburban]

You didn't see the vids of the XJ and Rodeo in the rocks and tow test??


The answer is you have to run what ya brung in all the courses.
did see tow test and rocks on jeep no obstacle or mud, only saw obstacle course on rodeo, and pm me if that rodeo is still around might need some parts,*************back to smack talking :goodjob:

[Custom]

I'm going to bring my trikie and show you all how we big wheel it!!!!

[WOOD]

I'm going to bring my trikie and show you all how we big wheel it!!!!


Make sure you have a good light weight cage. Otherwise it will be a bitch to peddal around.

Will pvc hold up for ya?

[ChestonScout]

Just thought you might like to see pics of the STOCK rig that is going to spank us on the obstacle course again!!



I was way more scared of the rodeo than this piece a hud.



5 bucks on the first jump on the obstacle course it breaks a ball joint. Ive seen 3 s10 blazers that have broken ball joints on minimal jumps.

One was a friends Dads that we were not supposed to be driving, let alone wheeling :rotfl: ahhh high school

[Clydesdale4x4]

Quoting Custom cause I forgot to multiquote....
"I'm going to bring my trikie and show you all how we big wheel it!!!!"


Make sure you have a good light weight cage. Otherwise it will be a bitch to peddal around.

Will pvc hold up for ya?

You have seen him right?

5'3" 110 soaking wet... Balsa wood would be enough cage...

Plus with that pantywaist little body, he is not gonna be wheeling anything heavy duty like the Green Machine...

It will be Little Tikes brightly colored plastic all the way

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/419DSZMNTJL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

Then again, XJ's break enough, usually there drivers go over prepared,(XJ owners recovery kit: tow strap, satellite phone to call 911 when it breaks, list of all H2 drivers I know for my personal recovery team, pictures of toyota's I fantasize about for their reliability, pamprin for my vaginal pains when it breaks) so he might be rolling the full exo little tikes right off the git go...

http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/unbranded/r/unbranded-ride-on-police-car-little-tikes.jpg

[WOOD]

Exaclty what I was thinking in the first pic with a white pvc cage attached. The second will be better. It is tougher plastic like abs. Plus when you roll just tuck inside like a turtle.

[Clydesdale4x4]

Notice the Satellite phone? that lil bloke is on the right road for to be an XJ driver.....

[Custom]

well someone's got my number....

[Chevycrew]

well someone's got my number....


You asked for it when you walked into this thread...

[blazinzuk]

So Cheston broke an already worn out u joint in my truck. Not bad I just wanted to see what a very poor driver could break. If HORTON can hold up under your less than stellar guidance, I will be more than fine. Not going to say I am going to beat a stock s-10 in the obstacle course,ummmmm yah I am and everyone else too. Yes I was being a wuss last year.

this year no more, last year I thought oooooh look at all these high dollar rigs they got coilovers and stuff. Well I didn't even try and finsished middle pack, this year I am going to try.

And the ninja stuff will ensue. You will only see a blur of orange and then it will be all over for you and yours

[orangeburban]

So Cheston broke an already worn out u joint in my truck. Not bad I just wanted to see what a very poor driver could break. If HORTON can hold up under your less than stellar guidance, I will be more than fine. Not going to say I am going to beat a stock s-10 in the obstacle course,ummmmm yah I am and everyone else too. Yes I was being a wuss last year.

this year no more, last year I thought oooooh look at all these high dollar rigs they got coilovers and stuff. Well I didn't even try and finsished middle pack, this year I am going to try.

And the ninja stuff will ensue. You will only see a blur of orange (WHICH WILL BE ORANGE BURBANS BRONCO) and then it will be all over for you and yours
fixed, thanks for the confidence booster , :flipoff:

[Lumpdog]

I was way more scared of the rodeo than this piece a hud.



5 bucks on the first jump on the obstacle course it breaks a ball joint. Ive seen 3 s10 blazers that have broken ball joints on minimal jumps.

One was a friends Dads that we were not supposed to be driving, let alone wheeling :rotfl: ahhh high school


You obviously never seen the 05 ITTC. That was the stuff of legends....

[broncomitch]

Mitch is bringin the smack, and he's not even competing, noice.


i just feel so left out..... :bowdown:

[Lumpdog]

http://www.planet4x4.net/TTC2005/100B0783.jpg

http://www.planet4x4.net/TTC2005/P1011512.JPG

[dunatkcowboy]

X2 on this comment


You just want in on the talking of the smack



I think this event might have just gotten more interesting.

Hey Rodney, You think we can talk Randal into drivig his toyota up on your new tires? :rotfl:
He may get hurt its a long way up now.

[casper]

Lucky for you mine only does sometimes,

Where's your video of that anyway?
cheston has it he needs to get it posted up

[ChestonScout]

http://www.planet4x4.net/TTC2005/100B0783.jpg

http://www.planet4x4.net/TTC2005/P1011512.JPG


pshhhh.....whatever :lame:



Hey i like how those logs are set up tho!

[Lumpdog]

yeah, that was our old setup which is now the return lane for the mud races. I like it better too, and it was supposed to be muddy, but we didn't get a chance to water it.

[blazinzuk]

fixed, thanks for the confidence booster , :flipoff:

no orange blur not a nancy boy creamsicle blur

[blazinzuk]

nice all terrain tires man! get those off a jeep or from Les Schwab? :flipoff:

this sucks :( i really want to take the bronco.:drive:

Hey Mitch I bet we could take up a collection for you to get up here.

We do need someone to come in last after all. And since your brother now thinks he is all that last place falls to you. Don't worry Cheston will be right down there with you.

[orangeburban]

no orange blur not a nancy boy creamsicle blur
now that shit was just uncalled for, but hay at least its still a blur right.:goodjob:
Hey Mitch I bet we could take up a collection for you to get up here.

We do need someone to come in last after all. And since your brother now thinks he is all that last place falls to you. Don't worry Cheston will be right down there with you. ill put 5 up

[Chevycrew]

ill put 5 up


You just dont want to be the one coming in last!

[RCKSQRL]

so anyone else think it is kind of wrong....


orangeBURBANS bronco? Kind of an oxymoron don't ya think?

[96REBEL]

nobody ever said nick had any common sense... lumpy no need for nutrual drop in the rocks for me i have a trans brake hehehehehe....

[skipped_link]

so anyone else think it is kind of wrong....


orangeBURBANS bronco? Kind of an oxymoron don't ya think?

Kind of, it is a nice stup up though,

[96REBEL]

your right he was trying to run before he learned to crawl......

[96REBEL]

Its a way better truck than that old ford pick-up he had...

[Lumpdog]

Trans brake in the rocks is awesome! Can't wait to see that! Maybe if you launch hard enough you can jump the rocks altogether!

[Lumpdog]

Oh, and ask Glen how a stall converter works with the sled.

[broncomitch]

Hey Mitch I bet we could take up a collection for you to get up here.

We do need someone to come in last after all. And since your brother now thinks he is all that last place falls to you. Don't worry Cheston will be right down there with you.
pish posh. its ok Eric...i wont embarrass you and your cute cheby, ill paly with ya....maybe let you win some heir and there..:smokin:

your safe anyway..no way to get it up there and all the spots are full. :darn:

but Ches might come in last if i don't come up....he wont have his wrench monkey.....or maybe he will do better?????? :help:

[dunatkcowboy]

And im not there to do recovery.

[blazinzuk]

pish posh. its ok Eric...i wont embarrass you and your cute cheby, ill paly with ya....maybe let you win some heir and there..:smokin:

your safe anyway..no way to get it up there and all the spots are full. :darn:

but Ches might come in last if i don't come up....he wont have his wrench monkey.....or maybe he will do better?????? :help:

Your rig is similar to your spelling worse than most. You know you like wheeling with me, I mean between your brother and Corey I am the only one still running or not over heated to pull you sorry butt out. It is of course very nice for you all the spots are taken so you don't have to come and get your butt kicked.

[broncomitch]

Your rig is similar to your spelling worse than most. You know you like wheeling with me, I mean between your brother and Corey I am the only one still running or not over heated to pull you sorry butt out. It is of course very nice for you all the spots are taken so you don't have to come and get your butt kicked.
if i had a butt to get kicked, i would be slightly worried. :flipoff:
the bronco is no sissy now. got all the bugs worked out,....main one being a auto trans ;) and stuffing that built windsor in there for some more power. soon as the other bronco sells it will be getting many other up grades.

[orangeburban]

You just dont want to be the one coming in last!
gotta do what you gotta do, i guess it would have been a safer bet to help pay for you?:flipoff: but seriously are you running? didnt see your name on entry list i dont think.

[orangeburban]

nobody ever said nick had any common sense... lumpy no need for nutrual drop in the rocks for me i have a trans brake hehehehehe....
this coming from someone thats using a trans brake on rocks:darn:

[orangeburban]

so anyone else think it is kind of wrong....


orangeBURBANS bronco? Kind of an oxymoron don't ya think?
just sold the suburban, again, and dont know how to change my name. but yes, kind of an oxymoron, but this truck would have made the suburban look bad at any event, but the suburban would have been funner on obstacle course, less to worry about.

[lehi]

Just because its a Suburban doesn't mean it suck, Its just the driver. Ask me how I know.

[ChestonScout]

Your rig is similar to your spelling worse than most. You know you like wheeling with me, I mean between your brother and Corey I am the only one still running or not over heated to pull you sorry butt out. It is of course very nice for you all the spots are taken so you don't have to come and get your butt kicked.



The only reason your truck is always still "running" is you never bring it! I think I wheeled with you 20 times before you actually brought a rig. And then I think I recall some horrible motor knock?????


Its easy to not break stuff or overheat when the truck is sitting in the shop :rotfl: the Scout hasnt overheated or broke in weeks! :rotfl::rotfl:

[orangeburban]

Just because its a Suburban doesn't mean it suck, Its just the driver. Ask me how I know.sadly mistaken, had nothing to do with driver, had to do with the truck, and it actually did just fine for my first 4x4, stuck once ever and i wheeled the shit out of it.

[ChestonScout]

sadly mistaken, had nothing to do with driver, had to do with the truck, and it actually did just fine for my first 4x4, stuck once ever and i wheeled the shit out of it.




you say you wheeled the shit out of it?????


So you actually didnt sell it.....it turned into a Bronco after all the shit was gone???


:what:

[Lumpdog]

Its easy to not break stuff or overheat when the truck is sitting in the shop :rotfl: the Scout hasnt overheated or broke in weeks! :rotfl::rotfl:


Ain't that the truth! Lately I have been a seat whore. No tow rig and trailer to feed, no wheeling rig to break. My biggest cost is the PB&J sandwich for the day!

[LT.]

I have got to say that this is the best thread going on here at Planet4X4 right now. This really is the highlight of my day reading all of the smack talk. Thanks y'all! Not that I have anything to add really but, Cheston, should you really be giving anybody a hard time about motor issues? Just kidding Bro.

LT.

[skipped_link]

your right he was trying to run before he learned to crawl......

you say you wheeled the shit out of it?????


So you actually didnt sell it.....it turned into a Bronco after all the shit was gone???


:what:

I think your onto something,

My biggest cost is the PB&J sandwich for the day!

Guess we know who's cooking lunch, :rotfl:


And after fordyce PB&J will always remind me of chestons broken scout, (thanks again steve)

[skipped_link]

Oh by the way, I just got back from a lovely evening of wheeling, so for all the "buggy rollover fans" this is the 6th time out without being on my lid, :flipoff:

[lehi]

Leroy, Most people count how many times they have been on their lid not the other way around.

[lehi]

If Lumpy is cooking lunch he might need to dig the apron out again.:flipoff:

[orangeburban]

Oh by the way, I just got back from a lovely evening of wheeling, so for all the "buggy rollover fans" this is the 6th time out without being on my lid, :flipoff:
bought due then?:what: im thinking ittc.

[blazinzuk]

The only reason your truck is always still "running" is you never bring it! I think I wheeled with you 20 times before you actually brought a rig. And then I think I recall some horrible motor knock?????


Its easy to not break stuff or overheat when the truck is sitting in the shop :rotfl: the Scout hasnt overheated or broke in weeks! :rotfl::rotfl:

come on now lets not exaggerate you haven't even been wheeling 20 times total ever.

so the scout has been in the shop too then I see.

and yes there was a horrible motor knock but no big deal cause its a chevy. It will run forever.

[blazinzuk]

And im not there to do recovery.

You there to be recovered then?????? Thats ok not everyone can finish:flipoff:

[blazinzuk]

Oh by the way, I just got back from a lovely evening of wheeling, so for all the "buggy rollover fans" this is the 6th time out without being on my lid, :flipoff:


I didn't realize they had that many malls where you are from, guess you learn something new every day. MALL CRAWLER.

[blazinzuk]

Cheston, should you really be giving anybody a hard time about motor issues?


See dude we all know you are gonna have problems

[dunatkcowboy]

You there to be recovered then?????? Thats ok not everyone can finish:flipoff:
So then you will tell me all about it then.

[skipped_link]

and yes there was a horrible motor knock but no big deal cause its a chevy. They all do that.

Fixed it for you, :thumb:

[dunatkcowboy]

You just add gear oil it go a way .

[ChestonScout]

Leroy, Most people count how many times they have been on their lid not the other way around.



Couldnt have said it better myself........:rotfl:

[ChestonScout]

See dude we all know you are gonna have problems



The only problems Im going to have to waiting for recovery to pull all these dang chebbys off the track after they break


Lumpy....I say every third Chebby that breaks has to be left where its at and become part of the course :idea:

[Lumpdog]

Fixed it for you, :thumb:

No biggie, the Blazer that finished ahead of you last year has had a broken piston for 9 years, and only runs on 6 cylinders until it warms up, but it still is enough!

Hell, my first Chevy truck I owned had a bad rod knock. Drained the oil and put in 4 quarts of 90 weight and one quart of STP and drove it!

[Larry]

new screen name "orangeburbanbroncotoyotacherokeecj" then you won't need to change as often.:shocked:

[Lumpdog]

The only problems Im going to have to waiting for recovery to pull all these dang chebbys off the track after they break


Lumpy....I say every third Chebby that breaks has to be left where its at and become part of the course :idea:


So, lets add up how many Chevy's broke last year....ummm....hmmmm....NONE! How many Ford powered rigs......I can think of at least four: MBB, ASS, Early Bronco, Ford Pickup. Not to mention the 440 Yota and the stock Dodge.

[ChestonScout]

[quote=Lumpdog;117525 Hell, my first Chevy truck I owned had a bad rod knock. Drained the oil and put in 4 quarts of 90 weight and one quart of STP and drove it![/quote]



You forgot to mention that it was a brand new off the showroom floor truck!

Thats the first thing they tell you to do after buying a new chevy otherwise it voids the 2 week warranty

[Lumpdog]

You forgot to mention that it was a brand new off the showroom floor truck!

Thats the first thing they tell you to do after buying a new chevy otherwise it voids the 2 week warranty

Acutally, I traded a good running 79 Ford F150 with 400 and a C6 straight across for the 78 K10. Best trade I have ever made! (and I have had some good ones since then)

[Lumpdog]

And Lehi, F*** YOU BUDDY!!! See if I ever help you with a transmission again.....












Wait a minute..maybe I should retract that statement as I am using his ride....






I think I'll leave it, I could always use Alicia's Cruiser if need be!

[ChestonScout]

Acutally, I traded a good running 79 Ford F150 with 400 and a C6 straight across for the 78 K10. Best trade I have ever made! (and I have had some good ones since then)


I bet that dealership was laughing at you as you pushed your new prize home.

There is one born everyday :rotfl:

[Lumpdog]

They may have been laughing, but I was smiling. And just so you know. The heart of the Blazer comes from the ol' 78. It's spirit lives on to torment Fords!

[orangeburban]

new screen name "orangeburbanbroncotoyotacherokeecj" then you won't need to change as often.:shocked:
you actually helped alot. i was trying to figure a way around it.that screen name would work perfect. thanks larry.:idea:

[Lumpdog]

you actually helped alot. i was trying to figure a way around it.that screen name would work perfect. thanks larry.:idea:



Hell, couldn't you just make is easy and go with OrangeAMC. That includes just about everything.

[casper]

its kinda funny how blazinzuk talks all the crap about other people broke and in the last 10 years I think ive seen his rig on 10 runs not bad 1 a year

[orangeburban]

Hell, couldn't you just make is easy and go with OrangeAMC. That includes just about everything.
im thinking just drivesomething...that way im covered.

[Lumpdog]

its kinda funny how blazinzuk talks all the crap about other people broke and in the last 10 years I think ive seen his rig on 10 runs not bad 1 a year


The word on the street is that you are one kickass bypass runner! Where's the pics of you making it through Blacks.....:flipoff:

Body damage...boo hoo...... Get used to it or go down and hang with all the Big Gay Mall Crawlers in Arizona!! Chromed shocks and steering are the cat's meow don't ya know!

[Clydesdale4x4]

PrimaryColorsAmalgamatedMotors

Covered it all the way, Jeep (why?) Toyota ( oh you poor thing...) Chevy (Ford's lesser Domestic Sibling) Dodge (who is now showing there true colors with current ownership, for all this time they have epitomized F.ix I.t A.gain T.ony, and now pawned by them, poetic justice), and anything else that comes along.

[casper]

The word on the street is that you are one kickass bypass runner! Where's the pics of you making it through Blacks.....:flipoff:

Body damage...boo hoo...... Get used to it or go down and hang with all the Big Gay Mall Crawlers in Arizona!! Chromed shocks and steering are the cat's meow don't ya know!
there is plenty of body damage on the durango I even had to pull the cage back into place after ttc I aint scared of body damage or pushing the durango to its breaking point but then again after last year and watching your performance where even eric beat you in the sled pull I will just bow down "shaking:

[96REBEL]

Nick, If it breaks my trans guy will be there and i have a trailer... if im not scoring well I can always pull a Jeff and go out with a bang.. If your not first your last..:flipoff:

[orangeburban]

what makes you think im going to break it????:darn::darn:probably should figure out a trailer before hand huh.

[96REBEL]

If the bronco runs like your other rigs in the past, I would just call AAA cause I know the tow rig cant be much better there little buddy..All I need is a couple people to tell me i cant do it then its game on. by the way ford axles under my blazer are the only parts I have broke...

[orangeburban]

If the bronco runs like your other rigs in the past, I would just call AAA cause I know the tow rig cant be much better there little buddy..All I need is a couple people to tell me i cant do it then its game on. by the way ford axles under my blazer are the only parts I have broke...
i can only see myself breaking it if i am in the running,(so you should be fine.:what:) might get a little carried away if i have a shot at it.. i like how everyone talks shit about how my other rigs have ran. the suburban ran good and reliable, just gutless, i beat the shit out of that truck and it held together. now i got smart and its gone, and the ford still runs like a champ, never had any problems with it other then emissions sitting right here at the house!!! now that im done defending myself.:flipoff:

[lehi]

If the bronco runs like your other rigs in the past, I would just call AAA cause I know the tow rig cant be much better there little buddy..All I need is a couple people to tell me i cant do it then its game on. by the way ford axles under my blazer are the only parts I have broke...



I'll start it Jeff.

You can't do it.:popcorn:

[lehi]

i can only see myself breaking it if i am in the running,(so you should be fine.:what:) might get a little carried away if i have a shot at it.. i like how everyone talks shit about how my other rigs have ran. the suburban ran good and reliable, just gutless, i beat the shit out of that truck and it held together. now i got smart and its gone, and the ford still runs like a champ, never had any problems with it other then emissions sitting right here at the house!!! now that im done defending myself.:flipoff:


Did you get a little sand in your hole?:D

[orangeburban]

Did you get a little sand in your hole?:D
nope this is all in fun. if i couldnt deal with smack talking i would stay out of a thread titled smack talk. just stating the facts, its all good.:smokin:

[Lumpdog]

I'll second it Jeff, there is no way that POS can compete with the big boys, you should know that by now from mud racing!!


OUCH that hurts, doesn't it Jeff!:rotfl:


And if your trans guy was any good, you may not have needed the 6.slow!

[lehi]

Chris

I guess its good the transmission in Mongo wasn't built by a certain someone.

[Clydesdale4x4]

heh heh heh

[Lumpdog]

Chris

I guess its good the transmission in Mongo wasn't built by a certain someone.


The only transmission I can build that will last for you are the ones built on a picnic table in Moab. So from now on, everytime we need to fix your trans we will have to make the trek to Moab! Yup, sounds good to me!


So Lehi, Do you think if you took your right front and left rear shackle bolts out, that you could make it up the RTI this year???:flipoff:

[Lumpdog]

Hey Cheston, made some more progress tonight on the sled. I think we have added at least another 500 lbs bring the weight up around the 7-8k mark. You might be f'd again this year!

[lehi]

I didn't get last in the rti though.

MOAB for every transmission, I should just move there.

[ChestonScout]

Hey Cheston, made some more progress tonight on the sled. I think we have added at least another 500 lbs bring the weight up around the 7-8k mark. You might be f'd again this year!



What did you do????

Strap yo momma to it??? :shocked: :rotfl:






Every smack talk thread needs some yo momma jokes right




:popcorn:

[ChestonScout]

Just want to let everyone know I was the first one to get my registration money in.



coincedence?????? I think not

[orangeburban]

Just want to let everyone know I was the first one to get my registration money in.



coincedence?????? I think notfirst to pay first to brake?:what:

[blazinzuk]

its kinda funny how blazinzuk talks all the crap about other people broke and in the last 10 years I think ive seen his rig on 10 runs not bad 1 a year

Nope been on way more you are too busy going to car shows and fixing your junk to really notice when other folks go wheeling

And yes Corey has dents in his durango the mall can be hell ya know

also one time I hit it with a hammer

[blazinzuk]

Just want to let everyone know I was the first one to get my registration money in.



coincedence?????? I think not

No matter how many times you try to be first at other things its not going to affect your outcome at ITTC broken beaten and battered. You just want everyone at Wild West to be nice to you so they will help your load your broken tractor after the event

[casper]

Just want to let everyone know I was the first one to get my registration money in.



coincedence?????? I think not
ya thats the only way you will be first:thumb:

[casper]

Nope been on way more you are too busy going to car shows and fixing your junk to really notice when other folks go wheeling

And yes Corey has dents in his durango the mall can be hell ya know

also one time I hit it with a hammer
the funny thing about the car shows is im usualy parked on your rig so how can you be wheeling


and yes whoreton makes a good lawn ornemant cause thats the only place it can wheel:rotfl:

[ChestonScout]

No matter how many times you try to be first at other things its not going to affect your outcome at ITTC broken beaten and battered but in first place. That is a given. You just want everyone at Wild West to know how nice you are and will help everyone load their junk on their trailers with your tractor after the event. Just because you beat the hell out of them doesnt mean your not humble enough to help




Thanks Eric!! That is exactly my feelings on this matter :thumb:

[Zukaholic]

the funny thing about the car shows is im usualy parked on your rig so how can you be wheeling


and yes whoreton makes a good lawn ornemant cause thats the only place it can wheel:rotfl:


And you both don't win any awards. You should be wheeling your wifes Bronco its got more awards than that Dodge with a Ford motor.:rotfl:

[skipped_link]

After spending the day yesterday touching up a few spots on the truggy I believe it is ready to go,

The buggy didn't roll over by itself in the shop, so it is ready aswell,

A little prep work to the toyota next weekend & it too will be ready to go,

Are all of you ready for the butt whoopin coming from Golconda?

[cannoncrawler]

there is plenty of body damage on the durango I even had to pull the cage back into place after ttc I aint scared of body damage or pushing the durango to its breaking point but then again after last year and watching your performance where even eric beat you in the sled pull I will just bow down "shaking:


He's one of those guys that only wheels it in front of a camera so he can sit around camp and watch himself and talk about how cool that was....


P.S.A.

The real wheeling gets done outside the "controlled course" in the hills. With only your self to "judge" whether you really put your purse down and Got after it!!!!!!! Thats where the real "obstacles" are! :flipoff::flipoff:








:popcorn:

[Lumpdog]

Come on Corey, where's the pics of you going through Blacks??? I have seen pics of the other contestants from that side of the state, but not yours??? And it's right in you backyard too..... :flipoff:

[ozzy]

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u210/evilwhitey/IMG_0561-1.jpg

[ozzy]

For some reason all this smack talking got me thinking of pics I've taken recently... I've gotta find some of blazinzuk out at shelly for the association run... :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Lumpdog]

That pic of Corey's rig reminds me of one thing. (Ok maybe a few...)


FORD

F****D Over Rebuilt Dodge


Found On Road Dead

Driver Returned On Foot (backwards FORD)

:rotfl::rotfl:

[orangeburban]

He's one of those guys that only wheels it in front of a camera so he can sit around camp and watch himself and talk about how cool that was....


P.S.A.

The real wheeling gets done outside the "controlled course" in the hills. With only your self to "judge" whether you really put your purse down and Got after it!!!!!!! Thats where the real "obstacles" are! :flipoff::flipoff:








:popcorn:
your right to smack talk was revoked when you picked your purse back up and bowed out of the competition in the other thread.:blah:

[cannoncrawler]

That pic of Corey's rig reminds me of one thing. (Ok maybe a few...)


FORD

F****D Over Rebuilt Dodge


Found On Road Dead

Driver Returned On Foot (backwards FORD)

:rotfl::rotfl:



For Our Retarded Daughter

:flipoff:

[casper]

He's one of those guys that only wheels it in front of a camera so he can sit around camp and watch himself and talk about how cool that was....


P.S.A.

The real wheeling gets done outside the "controlled course" in the hills. With only your self to "judge" whether you really put your purse down and Got after it!!!!!!! Thats where the real "obstacles" are! :flipoff::flipoff:








:popcorn:
kinda funny coming from a guy who try's to run without any oil in the rear end

where was you when we ran blacks and the dam a few weeks ago????? oh ya holding your purse

[casper]

Come on Corey, where's the pics of you going through Blacks??? I have seen pics of the other contestants from that side of the state, but not yours??? And it's right in you backyard too..... :flipoff:
here you go lump but by the way id rather wheel the dam than blacks

[casper]

That pic of Corey's rig reminds me of one thing. (Ok maybe a few...)


FORD

F****D Over Rebuilt Dodge


Found On Road Dead

Driver Returned On Foot (backwards FORD)

:rotfl::rotfl:
you forgot one
and the one that you hate the most because it is oh so true










First
on
race
day:drive:

[orangeburban]

That bronco won't even make it over the logs, mud...., and tow test? You probably have a better shot at the RTI ramp.

I just want to see if the cage actually works on the Burb. :idea:
coreys picture above just changed that thought.

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That pic of Corey's rig reminds me of one thing. (Ok maybe a few...)


FORD

F****D Over Rebuilt Dodge


Found On Road Dead

Driver Returned On Foot (backwards FORD)

:rotfl::rotfl:

For Our Retarded Daughter

:flipoff:

Please,

First On Race Day,
(damn, Corey beat me to it)
Is the only accepteble accronym

Is the only smack you guys got brand specific?

One of the rigs coming with me is an ex mine truck, this thing was retired from 2 tours of duty in the fleet, Now it's out to pasture making high dollar rigs look stupid,

If we get the new treads on it today I'll post some pics.

[orangeburban]

That pic of Corey's rig reminds me of one thing. (Ok maybe a few...)


FORD

F****D Over Rebuilt Dodge


Found On Road Dead

Driver Returned On Foot (backwards FORD)

:rotfl::rotfl:
we can all play this game....
chevy-Constantly Having Every Vehicled Emphatically Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
dodge-Don't Over Drive Gutless Engines
jeep-just everyday endless problems,
junk Engineering Executed Poorly
just empty every pocket
toyota-The One You Ought To Avoid,
think i got most covered who did i miss.

[cannoncrawler]

here you go lump but by the way id rather wheel the dam than blacks


looks like you made it to the 1st obstacle.......well done!!!!!



and I heard about you being scared to roll at the dam. heard it took like 15 min to back up 1ft :flipoff:

[ChestonScout]

looks like you made it to the 1st obstacle.......well done!!!!!



and I heard about you being scared to roll at the dam. heard it took like 15 min to back up 1ft :flipoff:



Ask Corey how he handled the first obstacle at the dam a couple weeks ago to ;)

[ChestonScout]

we can all play this game....
chevy-Constantly Having Every Vehicled Emphatically Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
dodge-Don't Over Drive Gutless Engines
jeep-just everyday endless problems,
junk Engineering Executed Poorly
just empty every pocket
toyota-The One You Ought To Avoid,
think i got most covered who did i miss.



what do you have for International Harverster

[cannoncrawler]

Infested with Herpes


Just going off the top of my head here :flipoff:

[ChestonScout]

Infested with Herpes


Just going off the top of my head here :flipoff:



Wow! Did it hurt to think that up?


Just had to take a page from your personal book and apply it me. Real funny.


Come on now.....I want to see EVERY letter spelled out. Not just IH

[orangeburban]

couldnt find any so had to make one up as we go but it works
s some people
c can
o only
u use
t trash
not that scouts need one, they speak for themselves,

[ChestonScout]

couldnt find any so had to make one up as we go but it works
s some people
c can
o only
u use
t trash
not that scouts need one, they speak for themselves,




Keep stretching! Someone is bound to come up with a good one :flipoff:



edit...I do however agree with your last sentence. Thanks for the support! :thumb:

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what do you have for International Harverster

Isn't that bad enough? :flipoff:

[orangeburban]

Isn't that bad enough? :flipoff:
nope i got one in the works for him.

[cannoncrawler]

Wow! Did it hurt to think that up?





maybe......:darn:

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Intuitive
notion
to
engineered
recalls
near
all
those
in
ownership
not
any
live

Handycapped
and
real
vaginas
ensure
sales
tripple
existance
revoked


:flipoff:

[Jay@Pleasant Valley]

intuitive
notion
to
engineered
recalls
near
all
those
in
ownership
not
any
live

handycapped
and
real
vaginas
ensure
sales
tripple
existance
revoked


:flipoff:

lmao

[casper]

Intuitive
notion
to
engineered
recalls
near
all
those
in
ownership
not
any
live

Handycapped
and
real
vaginas
ensure
sales
tripple
existance
revoked


:flipoff:
dang leroy how long did that take to think up

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dang leroy how long did that take to think up


Well I will admit, it took more then just a moment, but not as long as you might think,

[Lumpdog]

you forgot one
and the one that you hate the most because it is oh so true










First
on
race
day:drive:

Soooo, how'd that work out for you guys at TTC this year!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[ChestonScout]

Intuitive
notion
to
engineered
recalls
near
all
those
in
ownership
not
any
live

Handycapped
and
real
vaginas
ensure
sales
tripple
existance
revoked


:flipoff:





:darn:







I wish I had that much time on my hands.


touche Leroy.............touche

[ChestonScout]

You know I was thinking about last years ITTC and having the unfortunate luck of twisting a joint out of a yoke when I realized.......it was Chevy parts that broke! Everything Ford and IH stayed together.


Then I was thinking about how I got rid of the chevy parts under the Scout and how its been happier since.



Things that make you go........hmmmm

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Soooo, how'd that work out for you guys at TTC this year!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

If you were there you would know :idea:
A pretty good running cummins won that one, followed by a new gen 496 ci big chevy powered buggy (and believe me the enging was far from the most impressive part of that machine)

Both followed closely by a bone stock (less cam & headers) 460ci Ford, that never missed a lick all week, even on it's side, :thumb:

First on race day? No, you are correct there, But it ran right there with a $15K all aluminum sbc,

The above comments were not a rant, nor an indication of being irritated by lumpys attacks agains the blue oval, all comments were made in good humor & no hatred was spilled on this page, Just had to defend the ford heretage, because thats how I was brain washed at a young age,

Now for you ford fearing folk on this here forum,
this truly is the rig you will have to watch out for,

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa34/skipped_link/Truggy/IDTTCprep008.jpg


http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa34/skipped_link/Truggy/IDTTCprep007.jpg

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa34/skipped_link/Truggy/IDTTCprep003.jpg

[broncomitch]

oh, my, hell, i, think, i, fell, in, love!!!!!!!! :drool:

[ChestonScout]

you should pull the front tire up on the 54 :flame:




Seriously tho.....the Maddogs look sick!

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you should pull the front tire up on the 54 :flame:Seriously tho.....the Maddogs look sick!

Oh sure, make me drag everything out of the shop again,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,OK












http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa34/skipped_link/Truggy/IDTTCprep2002.jpg

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa34/skipped_link/Truggy/IDTTCprep2003.jpg


I think the maddogs will do good, I really wanted to do 42s on this truck, but the 38s were here & everything help well with the 39.5 boggers, so it should do ok with these.

[RCKSQRL]

Oh sure, make me drag everything out of the shop again,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,OK














http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa34/skipped_link/Truggy/IDTTCprep2003.jpg


.


freaking sweet pict!

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Ummm, Cheston, your being paged

http://pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?t=815047

[broncomitch]

hahahhaha better have your seat belt hella tight or buns of steel to keep from sliding out off that bench seat :flipoff:

but ya, grate job on that thing, cant stop lookin at it :drool:

[Lumpdog]

Sheeeeesh Leroy, don't you know elliptical suspension will never work, can't beleive you wasted any time and effort on that. If your not running Unobtanium 2" Super Duper Joints and 4.0 Foxes then you just can't hang with the cool crowd.

I figured you would know this???

[Lumpdog]

Ummm, Cheston, your being paged

http://pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?t=815047


Did I miss somewhere that Broncomitch was being paged. I keep looking at the above quote and don't seem to see it anywhere?

[ChestonScout]

oh sure, make me drag everything out of the shop again,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ok













http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa34/skipped_link/truggy/idttcprep2002.jpg

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa34/skipped_link/truggy/idttcprep2003.jpg


i think the maddogs will do good, i really wanted to do 42s on this truck, but the 38s were here & everything help well with the 39.5 boggers, so it should do ok with these.


nice

[ChestonScout]

Did I miss somewhere that Broncomitch was being paged. I keep looking at the above quote and don't seem to see it anywhere?



I think Leroy was trying to make a funny that my Scout looks like something out of mad max.

Mitch opens thread to laugh and says....hey! My Bronco is ugly, maybe they will want to use that so he posts pics.


Thats my guess anyhow

[MUDYCRAWLER]

hey Leroy,

My Jeep has been on 1/4 elip for 7 years now. I LOVE IT !

If you like could share some "proprietary" info with you on set-up and how to make those springs live a longer life.

[ChestonScout]

hey Leroy,

My Jeep has been on 1/4 elip for 7 years now. I LOVE IT !

If you like could share some "proprietary" info with you on set-up and how to make those springs live a longer life.



Ive got a good way to help you save your springs.......dont show for ITTC :rotfl:


Mudycrawler sure has been silent in this thread. Scared you cant back anything up??

[LT.]

If you were there you would know :idea:
A pretty good running cummins won that one, followed by a new gen 496 ci big chevy powered buggy (and believe me the enging was far from the most impressive part of that machine)

Both followed closely by a bone stock (less cam & headers) 460ci Ford, that never missed a lick all week, even on it's side, :thumb:

First on race day? No, you are correct there, But it ran right there with a $15K all aluminum sbc,

The above comments were not a rant, nor an indication of being irritated by lumpys attacks agains the blue oval, all comments were made in good humor & no hatred was spilled on this page, Just had to defend the ford heretage, because thats how I was brain washed at a young age,

Now for you ford fearing folk on this here forum,
this truly is the rig you will have to watch out for,

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa34/skipped_link/Truggy/IDTTCprep008.jpg


http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa34/skipped_link/Truggy/IDTTCprep007.jpg

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa34/skipped_link/Truggy/IDTTCprep003.jpg

I am guessing that you did not get the memo about 1/4 elleptical (sp) suspensions being no good? Just kidding. It really is an amazing piece of work there.

LT.

[broncomitch]

I think Leroy was trying to make a funny that my Scout looks like something out of mad max.

Mitch opens thread to laugh and says....hey! My Bronco is ugly, maybe they will want to use that so he posts pics.


Thats my guess anyhow
just wanted to show them a real rig rather then a pig. and if you think that first rig is better looking then mine....then all those motor fumes have really messed with ya.....oh wait.......you always been like that :flipoff:

[broncomitch]

Sheeeeesh Leroy, don't you know elliptical suspension will never work, can't beleive you wasted any time and effort on that. If your not running Unobtanium 2" Super Duper Joints and 4.0 Foxes then you just can't hang with the cool crowd.

I figured you would know this???
aaaahhhhh,aaaaahhhhhh,aaahhhhh!!!! crack smoker!!!!!!!!!!!

wow

that was one heck of a sneese...im allergic to bull shit. :flipoff:

:shame:

[MUDYCRAWLER]

Ive got a good way to help you save your springs.......dont show for ITTC :rotfl:


Mudycrawler sure has been silent in this thread. Scared you cant back anything up??

Your right :what: What am I thinking. How can I compete against such unrevealed talent as yours. I may as well stay home and take my Jeep apart and sell it piece by piece.

And then you woke-up

Cheston some of us have to work for a livin and dont have all day to play with the key board but.....while I have your attention I have a suggestion for you.

Go to Wal-Mart and get a new box of BUTT-WIPE. Cause when this one is over you can hand out the tissues everyone will need to dry up the tears.

When I leave the 09 Champion.

That may make you feel better. Helping your fellow LOSER.

Signed: Mudycrawler, 08 ITTC Champion :jeep:

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When I leave the 09 Champion.

The Championship trophy will be going back to Nevada, just not your side of the state :D

[MUDYCRAWLER]

The Championship trophy will be going back to Nevada, just not your side of the state :D

Ok lets put an afternoon at the Wild Hourse on it !

[broncomitch]

The Championship trophy will be going back to Nevada, just not your side of the state :D

better hire some goons Leroy. something tells me a sertian someone will be all butt hurt and back out of a bet when that sertain someone looses.
:lame:

[skipped_link]

Ok lets put an afternoon at the Wild Hourse on it !

I have no interest in spending the afternoon at the wild horse,
But, if you were to beat me, 10 minutes at the Wild Horse should be pleanty of time for you to do your thing, :rotfl:

I don't know what 10 min at that establishment will cost you, but, I'll put down a Benjamin that I finish higher you, over all, if you beat me I'll give you the cash & you can spend it however you like, (maybe even on the way home)

If I beat you, the money can buy us some beers & help pay for my trip home,


Note to the Mods of this forum, if you find this side bet the least bit inapropriate please let me know & I will remove the post from the thread,

For me it is all in good fun,

[Lumpdog]

Bets are good! Bring 'em!!!

Worked on the Obstacle Course Trophy Truck today!

Take a good look at the License Plate and ask yourself if you really want to mess with WwOR's dirt DEVIL????

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It would be cool to run it over after the event, but last year the rodeo was still pretty clean, & it would be ashamed to run over something that is still useable to somebody. (including this rig of saitan)

[Lumpdog]

The transmission and 2 of the tires on this rig are from the old 05 rig as well, so the ITTC heritage lives on.

[Lumpdog]

Some video of the last run of the 05 rig, this was at Meridian Speedway during a monster truck show!

http://www.planet4x4.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3735&d=1150614636

http://www.planet4x4.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3736&d=1150614679

http://www.planet4x4.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3737&d=1150614946

http://www.planet4x4.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3738&d=1150615131


It's hard to tell in the pics, but the upper ball joint failed on the right side on the last run. The lower ball joint hung on for a while. On the straights, the tire would lay on it's side, then when he would turn a corner, it would right itself until the next jump, way cool to watch!

[ChestonScout]

I have no interest in spending the afternoon at the wild horse,
But, if you were to beat me, 10 minutes at the Wild Horse should be pleanty of time for you to do your thing, :rotfl:

I don't know what 10 min at that establishment will cost you, but, I'll put down a Benjamin that I finish higher you, over all, if you beat me I'll give you the cash & you can spend it however you like, (maybe even on the way home)

If I beat you, the money can buy us some beers & help pay for my trip home,


Note to the Mods of this forum, if you find this side bet the least bit inapropriate please let me know & I will remove the post from the thread,

For me it is all in good fun,



Boo ya Leroy! He wont take the bet if he is smart.


I wish I had the cash to make the same bet. If I had it I would be more than confident enough to make the same bet against muddybawler.


Time to step up mr ITTC 08 :deal:

[ChestonScout]

Some video of the last run of the 05 rig, this was at Meridian Speedway during a monster truck show!

http://www.planet4x4.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3735&d=1150614636

http://www.planet4x4.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3736&d=1150614679

http://www.planet4x4.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3737&d=1150614946

http://www.planet4x4.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3738&d=1150615131


It's hard to tell in the pics, but the upper ball joint failed on the right side on the last run. The lower ball joint hung on for a while. On the straights, the tire would lay on it's side, then when he would turn a corner, it would right itself until the next jump, way cool to watch!



refer back to my original post about my prediction for the s10:rotfl: